I drink black coffee because I’m getting older and have to be more careful about what I consume. I would love a sugary creamy coffee drink. I switched to black after I became lactose intolerant, and because alternative kinds of milk count as one more thing to stock at home as well as a nuisance fee any time you want to get a coffee out. Plus black coffee’s good! Her day starts with a coffee and ends with a wine shirt. Having a beard would make me look more like an ash blonde version of my dad than I’m comfortable with. Give my beard to a trans guy in need. As a woman going through menopause that plucks more hairs out of her chin each morning than I care to admit, women too can grow beards.